We play football. We love to play football. George Carlin once called it the most American of sports since the object is to "take their f@&king land!" Unfortunately, our quarterback sucks. You may be wondering why our quarterback sucks. Well, the short answer is, it's his ball.
We used to play football every weekend, and the games were great! That is, after all, why we fell in love with playing. However, a little over 30 years ago, the kid with the ball decided that he should play quarterback just because it was his ball. Not only that, he got his dad to speak to the Park Superintendent. He managed to convince us all that we were better off playing football with that kid at QB than not playing football at all.
Please do not wait for the lobbyist's check to clear before you jump the fold: